Note to director Chico Wang: next time out, PUT A SOCK IN IT! Raincoaters trying to get off don't want to hear your lame shtick throughout the scenes.

Wow, did the mighty Anabolic really release this train wreck? On top of Wang's near-constant blathering, Oral Consumption 6 boasts annoying, overly-long pre-scene interviews; grooveless, DOA direction; all but totally heatless sex; a women-are-superior theme that just ain't gonna go down with Anabolic's demographic; and stupid shit like having one girl attempt to sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while sucking whipped cream off the guy's toes. And for a line called Oral Consumption, the relatively brief amounts of uninspired cock-sucking almost seem like an afterthought (the ass-eating we can appreciate, but armpit fucking?!?).

It all adds up to one of the worst Anabolic releases in memory. Too bad we canceled our Adult Video Nudes category for the crappiest release of the year: Oral Consumption 6 would be a leading contender to take home the gold.