Yes, some degree of imagination went into conceiving the four wacky scenarios that make up this vid. Unfortunately, much of the time they're more silly than sexy.

Nowhere is that more evident than in scene two, in which delicious little Allysin Chaynes gets d.p.'d by two pint-sized, trash-talkin' puppets (think twin Chuckies with hard-ons). While it may indeed deserve a pre-nom for most outrageous sex scene, it's doubtful too many of your customers will get off on it.

Likewise the closer, even though sultry Alexandra Nice gives her high-energy all while getting ravaged in what is supposedly the green hills of Ireland. Could the scene's questionable strokability be due to the farcical fact that Nice's ravager is an overgrown leprechaun played by J.J. Michaels?

The perverse opener, in which vampires Buck Adams and Jack Hammer d.p. big-titted Jessica Jewel while awash in fake blood, tips the silly/sexy scale in favor of the latter (even if we do see the red-dye spray gun come into frame at one point.).

But clearly the hottest of the four scenes is the third, in which built-like-a-brick shithouse Christen Wolf finally meets her pen-pal, a paroled prisoner, hoping to find true love. What she gets instead is a brutal ass-fucking that culminates in her head being dunked into a piss-filled toilet bowl. Now that's Amore.