Obviously, Audrey Hollander doesn't listen to Frank Zappa, otherwise she'd "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow!" (Or drink, as the case may be.) The scorching redhead literally fills a large goblet with bladder wine and proceeds to chug every drop back down again, thus completing the circle of life and garnering a Most Outrageous Scene pre-nom.

After such a huge piss cocktail, all the squats, sit-downs and leg lifts are rendered tame by comparison. Clearly, the relief pitcher is that deliciously tall drink of water, Ashley Long … whose standing whiz almost brings a tear to one's eyes.

Paris meanders into trouble by pushing so hard that she instead farts out some kind of clear, bubbly substance from her ass. It's not until Devlin Weed comes along to inspire Paris - by peeing on her sneakers - that the girl finally ushers forth a steady stream of consciousness.