This university focuses exclusively on one subject: Cock sucking. The first lesson in what will probably be an ongoing series features 12 courses of cock sucking, plain and simple. Each scene begins with a title sequence, a prizefight bell, the roar of a crowd - and a singularly unsexy sound that resembles an armpit fart, but is probably supposed to be a sloppy ejaculation.

It's straightforward knob gobbling with Brittney looking pretty spattered with cum, Cheri sucking on balls, Lara January admitting that hers is too big to take all the way, Mercedes briefly getting laid, Grandma bringing up the age curve, Elle appearing to be both on a boat and outdoors in greenery. Felix Vicious brings up the rear as Cocksucker of the Month and wins additional performance time.