Franco Trentalance is Mr. Orange. People who don't like the color orange are his enemies. He likes the color orange - it is his life. Mr. Orange feels strongly about this. Mr. Orange is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. Trentalance has a good time playing an unhinged Mr. Orange in this story of intrigue, diamonds … and oranges.

Orange is a busy man, smuggling fake diamonds and fucking girls. Except when he is screaming, "I don't need girls! I only like diamonds!" When he's feeling that way, he leaves the fucking to his associates. His associates like to fuck the courier, Rita Faltoyano. Rita has a great, pouty face with a nice "ooh, look at my toys" look when she's sucking dick and a lustful sneer during a noisy d.p.

Mr. Orange is trying to pass off fake diamonds to an old flame, Mandy (Vivienne La Roche) and her partner, the French Asshole (Bruno Sx). After a slow poolside fuck - La Roche gets her ass well filled - Mandy and Frenchy double-cross Mr. Orange by paying for the fake diamonds with counterfeit money. Orange discovers this, squeezes an orange at them while yelling, "Nobody fucks with Mr. Orange!" then stomps off to fuck Vanessa Breil, loudly pounding her ass in a sweaty anal doggie; Breil enjoys her work here. Then Mr. Orange fakes his death and becomes a street bum.

This feature is both intentionally and unintentionally funny, in parts. The sex is good, and Trentalance's over-the-top performance is hilarious.