The three college girls Joe Elliot has collected here are young, smokin', new to porn and willing to take their clothes off on camera - what could possibly go wrong? A lot, actually.

The overall look and feel of this no-budget video is impossibly squalid. The interviews are lame and repetitive. The tech sucks (shaky camera, retarded video effects). All of which would be forgivable with some hot action. Sadly, that's almost totally lacking here. The off-camera interviewer is so creepy-sounding, and the set-up so reminiscent of moralists' worst nightmares about the industry luring young girls to their doom, that it's just not any fun. No one even bothers to pretend to have fun - all the girls seem to be going through the motions of their masturbation scenes as quickly as possible in order to get their check and leave. Sensible, sure, but not too fun for viewers. The girls here deserve better.