Three frightened college girls. See how they run. That's both the charm and the creep factor in Joe's hand-hewn videos. He places ads in college papers all over the country and pays young women to get naked for his camera, crawl around nude on the bed ("cat crawl" Joe calls it) and sometimes - but very, very rarely - have something resembling sex with him.

Joe, you see, scares the shit out of most girls he meets. 19-year old Isis, an Israeli lovely, is a good match for Joe in the opener. "Israel is the only place on earth," she says, "where you will see a woman walking down the street pushing a baby carriage with a semi-automatic strapped to it." In other words, nothing can scare this war-hardened babe. She strips, does the cat walk, tries to have fun with a vibe, and then we get to watch an exercise in futility as Joe tries to jack off on her.

Doll-faced Amy from the University of Florida has a small bust and wide hips. After the cat walk, dancing and a failed attempt at solo, Joe beats her meat while compelling her to chant, "I like to get fucked." Like most girls in Joe's vids, she never achieves orgasm.

And, finally, there's full-breasted, Chinese dish Susan. Her creep meter registers in the highs 1,000's when Joe starts sucking her tits. She winces and says, "I have to go soon." A perfect ending to another strange but compelling College Cuties odyssey.