Five fanciful slices of Eastern European cooze in five inept scenes. Every scene unfolds the same way: a girl lays back on the bed and masturbates until a guy shows up to shove some kielbasa in her keister. Except for the second scene, that is, where there is absolutely no anal and, hence, no A2M at all. Adding insult to that particular injury is the fact that in only one scene - the closer - do we ever see the initial anal penetration shot. The small amount of ass to mouth that does exist is performed in a perfunctory manner - guy pulls out, slides it in her mouth for a quick beat, then back to fucking her ass - as if living up to a contractual obligation to provide the action promised in the title.