Narrator Barrett Blade is a hit man with a penchant for dressing like Elvis, a pair of twin glocks named Mary Kate and Ashley, and a weakness for hot broads.
Blade tries to kill Sunrise Adams but ends up accepting a blowjob instead. He gets in trouble with mob boss Herschel Savage as a result and catches quite a tongue-lashing. Savage's dick is soon receiving similar treatment from a hot blonde.
As he tries to make things right with the boss, Blade encounters a variety of bizarre characters, including a gay hit man, a couple who screw passionately before they get off'd by said gay hit man and mob wife Jessica Drake, who rocks Savage's world with a blowjob and cowgirl ride.
Eventually, Savage tries to kill Drake, but he ends up fuckin' her instead. They run off and get married, gunning down Savage's thugs in the process.
With some humorous dialogue, brisk editing and a decent plot, The Hitman moves along quite well. Blade deserves a pre-nom for Best Actor - Video.