The appearance of two semi-retired industry legends elevates this standard, manufactured lesbian passion vid a notch higher than it probably deserves.

A very mature Rebecca Bardoux pairs off with 24-year-old Vicki Vogue in the first sapphic soiree. The veteran performer can still munch carpet like a termite with a fetish for shag flooring. There's a lot of vibe action in this scene and the climax, literally, is brought about by some good old fashioned, clit to clit scissor action.

Former golden girl Nina De Ponca, now 36 years old and looking pretty damn good, also drops by for some clam slamming, appearing in the very lukewarm fourth and final segment.

Tattoo fetishists will particularly sprout a chubby over the aptly-named Tattoo Sue, an Illustrated Woman whose lezzie lick out with gorgeous blonde Dana Hayes resembles nothing less than a hardcore sideshow as envisioned by P.T. Barnum.

For folks who don't like a lot of hardware in their all-girl play, the DVD fetish menu takes the viewer straight to the pussy-eating sequences.