Usually, the "mothers" in "mothers I'd like to fuck" is a euphemism for older ladies, as in "that lady is old enough to be your mother!" Many in the MILF genre also take the "mother" part literally, but on this tape, all three mothers look just like your usual second-tier porn stars. In fact, Anya Lott says she's 27 and a mother of two. Summer Luv looks even younger - we bet she still gets carded at bars. Was it that hard to find mature women into anal sex? Because M.I.L.F.A., if you couldn't guess, is supposed to stand for "Mothers I'd Like To Fuck Anally.

To her credit, Luv's scene is intense - she clearly loves being fucked in the ass. "I'm such a dirty mom," she declares after she's begged her attentive grocery boy to enter her back door. It's too bad her scene is derailed by an editing loop mistake in the middle. Luv salvages the moment singlehandedly with her energy and enthusiasm.

Lott takes on two guys in a hotel room, but her scene is unfortunately low-key. Also, there's not much anal action here, just a bit of d.p. in the middle.

But the real howler of a scene is the finale with Amber. Amber at least looks most like the mothers you've come to expect from this genre - she might even be in her thirties, but even by porn's relative standards, this is pushing it. She goes home with two guys and gets frisky. There are at least two double vaginal moments in this scene - but no visible anal footage whatsoever. So not only are these girls not quite moms, but the content's not quite anal either.

The DVD is rife with racing line moire.