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All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
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I Fucked My High School Teacher 3

Released Feb 01st, 2004
Running Time 88
Director Professor X
Company Temptation Entertainment
Cast Elizabeth Del Mar, Freedom, Daisey, Others, Ashley Bloe
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre All-Sex

Rating

Synopsis

Barely competent tech specs, but highly droolicious babes.

Reviews

Surely, some kind of conspiracy is behind vids like this (and far too many like it). Obviously designed to drive reviewers utterly batshit crazy, their makers exhibit the technical learning curve of a cardiovascular flatliner at the Cedars-Sinai - yet by seemingly mystical powers they're able to populate their releases with the tenderest rookie nookie.

The good Prof is still failing Pro-Am 101 by continuing to locate his romps in an apartment one might generously call a dump. Its post-modernist décor consists of an undressed mattress on the floor ... and for good measure, a spare leaning against the wall. His videography is mainly comprised of wide, locked-off tripod shots. More maddening still: the Prof is able (on occasion) to capture a successfully subjective POV blowjob angle. This only serves to heighten the fact that he's phoning in everything else.

As a cockslinger the Prof's on par with a zillion other nonentities with a digital camera and a charge account at Circuit City. It should come as no surprise that the AAA1/2 rating bestowed upon this nebbish is solely attributable to the visual appeal (and sporadic sexual skills) of his all-natural, teeny-bopperish cast. Being that none of them are teachers, the title is completely misleading - but the jailbait crowd is in for a treat indeed. The performers fall into two distinct categories ... white-trash-with-unfinished-tats and the perky-gal-next-door; Ashley and Liz being perfect examples of the latter. (Give 'em bonus points for sucking a mean dick.)



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