|Released||Feb 01st, 2004|
|Distribution Company||LFP, Inc.|
|Cast||Pussy Cat, MYA (I), Andras, Ricardo Bell, Atis, Veronica Caruso, Monica (I), Cynthia Fox, Renato (I), Frank Gun, Kevin King, Sweet Leopard|
Even when Frank Thring is on directorial autopilot (as he is here) retailers can expect enough Europussy and pleasing videography to move this niche item right along. Number 5,617 in the unofficial "girls sitting around gossiping about their sexual exploits" genre, LA3 manages to deliver the requisite goods in a manner best described as efficient.
Chock-a-block with gratuitous tease (i.e. a bikini-donning session which precedes the raunchy roundtable discussion) Thring's fetishistic camera dwells on stems, gams and little piggies - especially when the money shots start flying. Sounds good on paper, but the actual product is somewhat disingenuous.
By tossing together a passel of unrelated subgenres such as food sex and leather domination, Thring's scattershot approach trades aesthetic vision for mass appeal. Had the action been more passionate, we'd be more generous with the rating. ... but only the opener with "teacher" Frank Gun and a petite blonde "student" really generates acceptable heat. Despite his alleged leg fascination, Gun quickly targets her kittenish little butthole without a map; exploring her crack-a-toah with his fingers, tongue and throbbing cock.