There a few guarantees in life, but a Pussyman video invariably carries such a pedigree. The girls are always pretty, the cocks are always hard and the clichés (a "best ass" contest, by golly!) are ever present. Unfortunately, the action is also permeated with a similar lack of creative frisson. Though mouth-watering butts abound, one can almost feel the energy leaking out of each session like an expired battery. Assuming the requisite positions and dutifully gobbling the goop, the cute-but-unmentioned girls are superb examples of form over content.

Still, it would be thoughtless not to cite Jessica Darlin for at least making an effort. As the resident cum-burping gutter tramp, Darlin manages to project the highest degree of carnal enthusiasm. Of her two scenes, an exceedingly sloppy blowjob gifted to Tyler Woods proves to be fairly arousing - certainly more so than the subsequent fucking; but we fear that diehard assmen might disagree.