When it comes to the adult video business, it doesn't matter if the shooter is a first-time amateur or a seasoned pro. Either they have the knack or they don't. Eliciting hot sex from attractive performers is a given. Capturing the action competently, if not persuasively, is also the pornographer's responsibility - a point that apparently sailed right over Cheeky's head.
What are we to make of a release that promises ample amounts of bouncing bounty ... but composes the action on an unmanned tripod ... with the female talent assuming the cowgirl position, their butts pointing at the goddamned camera? That should really please the big titty fans. Or how 'bout exterior scenes so overexposed that the writhing bodies look like colored smears on a white-hot griddle? (Read the manual Einstein, and discover those little buttons designed to handle such intimidating conditions.)
As far as we could tell, precious little of the action was really worth committing to posterity anyway. Amidst many mounds of gravity-defying silicone jobs, the only natural pair is attached to Stacy, whose oil-massage session with Rick Masters might incite an erection. However, we have a sneaky suspicion that Jordan Haze's strident coupling with Cheeky is more akin to the fare that man-made hooter fans expect.