Five fair scenes of brand, spanking new girls to the flesh trade is the obvious draw for this title.
But overall, it's a pretty paint-by-the-numbers production, with the girls answering the usual pre-intercourse interrogation. What's your name? How old are you? Where you from? When was the first time you had sex? It's the porn equivalent of name, rank and serial number and the answers from some of the girls are sometime difficult to hear.
When the actual fucking starts, it's usually done by Mr. Chris. Chris is so cool, not only doesn't he need a first name, but he also keeps his shades on through the entire scene. It's probably to protect his eyes from the over lit set he's sexing it up in and while the girls are good-looking enough and the action hits the right angles, the scenes are mostly forgettable. Shaky camerawork and occasional shots that dwell to the point of monotony don't help any either.
The standout scene of the bunch is Missy Marie's. She's a cute 18-year-old with natural D cups. She squirts, though it's no longer as an exotic talent as it used to be, and Chris introduces her to Jack Rotten, playing a guitar, also sporting sunglasses and who has an accent that sounds about as authentic as Kevin Costner's in Robin Hood. The sunglasses are not because Rotten's future in music is that bright, but like Chris, he keeps them on through his entire scene. Despite the shortcomings of the scene, Marie's enthusiasm pushes it beyond the usual crank appeal.
Transfer for the title is well done, though the extras are sparse. The bonus footage is a scene from Filthy First Timers 34.