The garish eye makeup sported by hell-pixie Honey on the box cover of Lewd Conduct 17 conveys implicitly and accurately the kind of maniacal, guns a-blazin' raunch contained on this tape. Taking the reins of the series with this installment is "pervert extraordinaire" (as the box calls him) Chico Wang, who truly demonstrates a bravura, utterly fresh approach to smut-making.
Wang instills the vid with an overall sense of cohesiveness that's rare in wall-to-wall fare, yet he maintains an edge at all times, constantly surprising you with what he's got in store next.

And what an accomplishment that is, considering how high he sets the carnality bar right from the outset. Calling attention to the house arrest band on the ankle of marble-deficient whore Malaysia (who's also gone by the name "Jayna Oso"), he coaxes details from her on her DUI, her previous arrest in Hawaii for soliciting an officer, and just how much of a dirty whore she really is. In the interest of illustrating the latter, she gives herself over to the ravishings of Brandon Iron and another stunt dick, obediently licking away when they shove their assholes in her face, and taking both of their meatpoles simultaneously in her cunt, then her ass. Wang does get a little hung up on that ankle band, returning to it over and over again, but admittedly, there is something perversely compelling about a girl who chooses to perform a little ultra-hardcore porn while under house arrest.

There are many other tricks in Wang's bag, but the one that would be the biggest shame not to mention is seeing Manuel Ferrara jerk off both Jasmine Lynn and Ariana Jollee (in separate scenes) so hard that their pussy cum splatters the camera. We find this video quite zesty, and recommend multiple pre-noms, including Best Director - Video for Wang, Best Editing - Video for Cal and of course Best All-Sex Video.