A plethora of jokes about the name Dick provides Shay Sweet solace when her boyfriend is caught boffing Brittney Skye. The humor continues with Cash Markman appearing on her TV in an infomercial commenting about getting an AAAA review for this one and regaling Madam Nikita (Aria), who continues the Dick corny puns. The crystal ball briefly shows Ron Jeremy as the guy who wants to go on a date with Sweet. (Their response: "Ewww!") That's it for Ron's three-second appearance.

From here Sweet finds herself experimenting with girl/girl with Jesse V and Alexa Rae, Chloe Dior gets it doggie on a pool table, Aria deep throats Kyle Stone and so on.

Now the really good news: This review didn't even have to be written! Why? Because, at the end, Cash Markman reads an imaginary review in AVN of this same tape, and he puts it down and only gives it A 1/2.

Sorry, Cash, you were right the first time. See: Reverse psychology does work. Hmmm. Or does it...?