Apparently edited with a butter knife, one is reminded of the wholesale mediocrity of this vid during every wrenchingly overlong minute of its two-hour running time. It begs the question, "Why do potential landfill candidates such as this outnumber good XXX fare on at least a 20-1 ratio?"
With at least a hundred decent releases a year to act as a virtual training manuals for the wannabe pornographer, we can only conclude that a convergence of unskilled, untalented and professionally indifferent (but very horny) guys are simply dominating the lower rungs of the business. Unfortunately they churn out the vast majority of the videos.
Kyle Phillips (the spitting image of mainstream character actor Jeremy Pivens) ad-libs the "role" of a businessman who apparently hires incompetent Asian women willing to trade sex for their continued employment. Phillips is also a Good Samaritan who spends his free time saving poor Asian waifs off the mean streets of L.A. Naturally, they're a grateful bunch who reward him with blowjobs in the shower, etc.
While Phillips may resemble Pivens, his acting and cocksmanship are more on par with the legendary Don Fernando. More succinctly, Phillips has all the energy of a flat RC cola. The girls are cute enough - especially the latter two - but their combined energy is strictly utilitarian: much like the empty glass meant to contain said flat cola. (Now we're getting into heavy Eastern philosophy...)
The fact that the videographer rarely finds the best angle is par for the course, as is the muddy dub. If these girls are the wildest they could come up with, we'd hate to see the tame ones.