The box copy promised that this vi's footage was shot clandestinely on Alcatraz. It was't... and i's not a good fake.

The plot has some possibility - a supposedly true tale of the pervy punishments heaped upon The Roc's inmates by the guard' wives - but the results are pretty annoying. The action never takes advantage of the jailhouse setting. I's lukewarm, mostly simulated and fails to generate much heat.

The girls are interchangeable, anonymous and frequently masked. The camerawork is pretty lousy: shaky and heavy on pointless Dutch angles and cheap video effects. The lighting is frustratingly murky and dark. The soundtrack, consisting of dreadful alt-rock and tepid techno, manages to be even more annoying than the synth-cheese loops so common in porn. Worst of all, the tap's cheap attempt to pass off obviously fake settings as Alcatraz is insulting to viewers. On the plus side, at least they tried something a little different with this tape. File it under"Failed Experiments"