A beautiful cast of girls with real breasts suffers the misfortune of working with a crew that talks too much, has too many inside jokes, and thinks if you show lights and cameras, the audience will surrender to the realism of behind-the-scenes action. Instead of just cleaning the lens, the cameraman discusses it, and in a forced attempt at realism, the editor leaves the extraneous verbal information in place. Subtitles translate some of the insider lingo, as though the audience really needs to know that a shaved pussy is a Buick.

One scene stands out. The kitchen segment between French babes Coralie and Rebecca Lord begins with the baking of a chocolate cake, and ends with some gooey messy girl action. The food network should sign up these two sweet things soon.