The accompanying press release with this film declares it a"sexy sci-fi spoo" and while it certainly is loaded with cool special effects and interplanetary romps, it is far from sexy. From the opening computer-generated graphics of shooting spaceships, whirling planets and a TV show from the future, you know yo're in for a big budget tape here. Unfortunately, like most space-themed porn, the effects are great but the sex is a snooze-fest.

A group of space sluts, under the command of Queen Satanica, are sent to Earth to harvest the sexual voltage of human beings to render our planet lifeless and officially de-sexed. A very brief desert lesbo threesome is the first glimpse of any action, and it flies by, really only qualifying as foreplay frolic. A black-light body paint scene inspired by a magic mushroom tip is visually impressive but sexually limp, and Julie Strai's solo scene is so brief yo'd miss it if ya blinked.

The broads are all hot, no doubt, and the film looks spectacular (with the Star Wars Death Star explosion knock-off ending being particularly impressive), but next time the filmmakers might consider spending more time generating heat on screen and less time generating a budget for distracting FX. With a softcore title, you do't expect raw fucki' and sucki' but, geez, 've seen Sybil Danning flicks that were way hotter than this. 've even seen Cybil Shepherd movies that were dirtier! Hell, even the book Cybil... well, you get the picture....