Even if your customers prefer women who make Schwarzenegger look like a pussy, this is still a hysterically bad video. Between the ridiculous overdub-bing, the horrible camerawork and the piss-poor sex, viewers would be better off with Conan the Barbarian.

Somehow, the terribly pixelated transfer seems to mesh well with the rest of the mess. In addition to the main feature, there's a "body worship" featurette consisting of clips of other anabolic steroid poster gals getting it on with guys they could kick the crap out of. There's also a photo gallery and a slide show (uhh... okay). It only seems fitting that this disc is packaged in the dreaded Protect-O case, since you'd have to have the strength of an ox — or one of these girls — to get the damn disc out without fear of breaking it.