Two half-hour Japanese princess-conquers-cosmic-badguy scenarios, with wide-eyed perky-boobed bare-crotched cutie-pies showing that they've got what it takes to vanquish whatever the animators can throw at them, mostly tentacle penetration. Limited animation with frequent freeze frames that's at least better animated than South Park, if not better than Rocky and Bullwinkle. Chapter stops in each of the two half-hours so you can get back to favorite parts easily.

Half-hour of '70s previews thrown in just to keep the live-action fans interested and ordering those videotapes through Excalibur's 800- number.