Give a horny man a consumer camera and you'll come back with everything from soup to hairy nuts... from gonzo to garbage... from Earth to the moon.

Earth to Moon? Earth to Moon! Somebody give this guy a lesson in videography. And a personality transplant.

What a waste of good videotape and blank DVDs — not to mention the talent, who obliviously outperform Mr. Moon by ignoring him and humping to the best of their ability under uncomfortable conditions... none of which, by the way, resemble public Hollywood locations. No extras worth writing home about, either.