Some brand names just mean quality: Rolls-Royce motorcars. Mont Blanc writing instruments. Parker pens. Zippo lighters.

Private.

This latest collection from the Private corpus offers four digitized QuickTime movies, ranging in length from three to sixteen minutes. The movies are the usual high-gloss, high-heat Private stock, with anal a-plenty and even an appearance by Christoph Clark. (Stick with the smaller screen size, unless you like the digital-mosaic effect.) Also, there are three sets of 60 still pictures: Each set can be custom-built into a slide show to be replayed at your choice of speeds.

A dummy spreadsheet is a mouse click away for at-work goldbrickers. The disc itself is password-protected, so buyers can even leave it in their home computers without fear that little eyes will see the pornucopia within.

As is the norm with Private CD-ROMs, a free three-month subscription to Private's Web site is included.

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