Ever want to hump a camel? Ever want to ream a rhino? Well, if so, here is the answer to your dreams. "Something to snuggle with" is the suggestion on the liner notes, but don't forget to bring your chalk so you can find where you left off.

To describe Bad Mama as Black and Bountiful would be like calling the QEII a boat. She has to be seen to be believed, and I'm no 100% sure of that either. If you think anything more than a handful is an excess, she is a vast waistland.

There are five different segments included in this hour long tape. One is a girl/girl/girl thing and another features nothing more than mammary manipulation. The remaining three attempt hardcore sex, although the men seem to be pursuing an evasive, well-concealed target, with only marginal success.

I suspect, however, that once you've seen The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama you will agree with me that some folks, including this writer, will do anything for a buck.