This tape might have been titled Fantasies In A Video Store. Fortunately, they're someone else's fantasies and not my own. I'd never fantasize about having boring sex. In fact, I'd never fantasize about horrible video quality either.

Although Ron Jeremy directed this wretched little production, it lacks that Jeremy style and sense of humor. He's done better beyond the camera, with efforts like The Casting Couch. Here he chronicles the exploits of Jose Duval, who has the common problem of a constant hard-on. Upon the advice of psychiatrist Herschel Savage, he travels to a video store, where the salespeople let him sit around all day and have fantasies based on the box covers of various porn tapes.

While Jeremy shot lets of sex scenes, they are extremely tame, despite segments in a stock room, a girl having it with a banana and a guy doing an acrobatic nude fire dance. And the all-star cast, including Kelly Nichols and Kandi Barbour in a comeback of sorts, looks lost without anything to do in Blowing Your Mind. Blow your video dollars elsewhere.