There’s no Mel Gibson in Night Of Loving Dangerously. But there is the incomparable trio of Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon. With these three sizzling starlets, who needs the saucy Aussie?

Our terrific trio knows lots about Down Under, but not the country.  They’re involved in a meandering murder plot with an ex-cop, played by well-built, distinguished-looking Peter North.  Forget the story: this night is Naked City all the way.

North, who has got to be one of the luckiest guys on the continent, finds himself in the middle of several sumptuous sandwiches.  Ginger snaps wildly, Traci’s dirty deeds should be lauded and Christy’s canyons are ever so grand.

In all, it’s a hot, steamy night to remember.  I say, “why not a sequel?”  Call it Break Her, Morant.