Loops. That's all these phone fantasies are, as far as I'm concerned. They're nothing but glorified loops. And not very good one at that.

The production values are of the few frills variety and the acting in Phone Sex Fantasies is downright embarrassing at times. Even the sex scenes lack originality.

Gloria Leonard sort of plays herself, and even appears in one of the segments. The first one has Joey Silvera looking at a centerfold of Rachel Ashley, and presto —she appears right before his very eyes. Silvera tries his best, but Ashley looks unattractive and her mind seems to be elsewhere.

The next fantasy is the oldest one in the book. Sharon Cain is on the phone with Leonard when TV repairman Michael Knight pays a housecall. Sharon's horny as hell and Mike fixes her, as well as the set. Another scene takes place in a seedy men's room where George Payne's doing Karen Summer while drinking and pouring a bottle of Heineken over her. You get the idea.

Leonard plugs the next set of phone fantasies at the tape's conclusion. Maybe Ma Bell should sever the connection.