Billy Joel sang "you Catholic girls start much too late." Frank Zappa sang, "Catholic Girls, which way do they go . . . All the way, that's the way they go." Frank Zappa, I believe, was correct.

Whether Angel's feature length sex fantasy parallels reality is anyone's guess. However, Too Naughty To Say No showcase the breathtaking Angel in every sort of incredibly hot sexual situation imaginable, and throws in some Ginger Lynn for good measure.

In the fantasy, Ginger and boyfriend Jamie Gillis perform an incredible roundelay while Angel watches and eventually masturbates (getting help from Ginger's dildo). And what a pal Ginger is, as she takes Angel to madame Lisa deLeeuw to be auctioned off at a bordello. A filmmaker, senator, comic book nazi and a bishop bid on her, with Father Michael Morrison delivering the line of the year, "God's balls, I'll bid $5,000."

Eventually, Angel takes on two cops, a flasher in a dungeon and funeral director Harry reems in a strange fantasy within a fantasy segment. Finally, while another women seduces Angel in a car, the woman's male friends all watch through the windows and masturbate, eventually exploding on the car's windshield.

Too Naughty To Say No delivers hard, raunchy sex in ample doses, with Angel showcased as the star. For those who have yet to have a glimpse at this brunette bombshell with the angelic face, here's your primer. For those who might have hated catholic school, don't miss this film for anything. It will fulfill some of your best fantasies.