Yumpin' Yiminy! What can you say about a movie with a title that gives the aforesaid sextet British accents? Not much, unfortunately, which is just what Six Swedes on a Campus adds up to.

Well now, if I've gotten the plot straight through the atrocious dubbing on this stale European pastry, there's an isolated school somewhere in Sweden for women in their late 20's who like to dress and act like teenagers. The six Swedes (and one French girl thrown in for good measure) like to frolic through the woods in various states of undress and get some special learning from any man they come in contact with. It's softcore sex of course, but such badly done softcore that one wonders if perhaps the girls are still virgins after all. One does, however, get ample glimpses of those majestic Scandinavian fjords.

I mustn't forget to mention the students' pet project: installing pedal-driven dildoes on their bicycles in order to add some zing to their Sunday rides. It's a somewhat novel idea, so I give the film half an "A" for that. However, by American standards Six Swedes on a Campus barely gets a passing grade. Back to school, "ladies."