"Krwsz bsw thdbx mey," says the sexy starlet. Or at least that's what it sounds like to me, because the soundtrack on this feature is so bad, you can barely understand a word or even a moan. Yet, somehow I believe the editors knew about this problem because they put too much music over everything. And the tempos are off... the moods are wrong. Lively Latin music over a "close-up?" C'mon!
Ok, so you say you don't watch these movies for their dialog. Well, Beverly Hills Heat may be the first feature-length smoker. Here's the plot: neighboring women get together after their husbands leave for work and Mr. Handyman joins them. Next, we get a scene showing the husband making it with his secretary and male staffer. Then, the two couples play switchies and only the separate action is shown.
If there is one bright spot in Beverly Hills Heat it's Mindy Rae's perky, busty performance as "The Save the Sperm Whale Lady," which is both humorous and sexy. The rest of the cast looks tired. If this is Beverly Hills, I'll stay in Pennsylvania.