It is truly written that if you believe in something, you can do it, no matter what the obstacles. The obstacle in Carnal College is the acting. So if we bypass that fact we are faced with another roadblock. The sex here is at the freshman level. With the exception of Sharon Mitchell, who can do both with the best, the remainder of the cast is strictly a group shot in the year book.

There is one sequence in which an escapee from Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Fat Chicks balls Brittany Morgan's boyfriend, who then takes a sabbatical until Morgan repays her proctor (Elliot Allen) for both his educational and sexual tutoring. Not even the presence of the illustrious Miss Mitchell can do a thing to raise the action beyond Junior College status.