We in America hear all this great stuff about the wild and free sexuality that goes on in the hot spots of Europe. But if European Sex Vacation is any indication of this lifestyle, the Europeans just don't live up to their reputations.

This dubbed effort seems like it was made long before a production was ever helmed by cinematic luminaries like Kemal Horulu, Bruce Seven or The Dark Brothers. Most of the people in this picture are overweight, the sex isn't very hot and if I have to listen to one more poorly dubbed voice, Til start protesting the importation of goods from foreign countries. This episode of "The Love Boat Gets Nasty" shows that Europeans and others from across the pond don't know as much about "doing it" as good ol' boys from the U.S.A. Hell, if the esteemed editor of this magazine didn't require me to return tapes, I might never have to buy sleeping pills again.

The title of this epic has nothing to do with any of Chevy Chase's antics; it's just another glorified set of loops. Give us something sexy, so inept that it's funny or at least, innovative. But please, not bad foreign films.