Quick. Think of two words at random. Mistakes and Classifieds, you say? Congratulations. You’ve just written an adult video. In this feature, five virtually unrelated scenes have as their five second plots either somebody answering a classified ad or somebody making a mistake. The main mistake here is the video itself. While Jarvis may be fine as a character actor or as comedy relief, but please don’t ask me to accept him as a millionaire playboy who wants only to be loved. And Christine Evol, who runs the gamut of emotions from A to A is sleep inducing. Even Carol Cummings in the opening girl-girl with Jessica has a “let’s get this over” air about her. Chalk up one in the minus column for all involved.