Wow, a XXX video with a theme song: "Time To Hit the Road". And that's what our heroines do… until they run out of cash. Fortunately, the restaurant where they've stopped is having an eating contest, where the main dish is hair pie. Look for a little anal action, and Saber as part of a girl/girl number. In fact, Rusty (Krystina Kin), the "smart ass" of the title, loves that back door… she even left a note asking for it. Unfortunately for her (but lucky for us) the guy who finds the note winds up in the wrong room, where the action is hot and heavy… and I do man hot! And you won't want to miss Randy West as a stripping policeman who invites his audience up on stage. This is one great script; too bad the acting isn't up to it. Still, for the two or three erotic sex scenes, including some particularly nice girl/girl couplings, this is certainly worth stocking.