The true test of torture comes when Mistress Tantala commands the porcine Layla LaShell to take off "that disgusting little bra." Worse yet is when Layla (I don't think Eric Clapton had her in mind) dutifully obeys. Picture all hell breaking loose. Think of the hoover Dam as a brassiere. Remember the scene where King Kong is shackled at the Radio City Music Hall, then get on with your life.

Tantala in her "Ultimate Warrior" facial getup, subjects LaShell to titty torture, gags her, hot waxes her, hot ties her and gives off with a barrage of dialogue straight out of an old Republic Saturday afternoon serial. Punishment, ooooh. Spankins, ooooooh. Merv Griffin, oooooooh.

Next comes Trinity Loren who gets just desserts – probably for some of her durational pregnancy video performances. Speaking of desserts, Trinity is working her way back into the old fighting shape and get nipple waxed for making like Tommy Lasorda. And for you fanny fanatics, Melissa Mancheser gets her bottom worked over (I know you were hoping) and gets, oh yes, nipple waxed.

I think had the company stuck to its original thought of tying LaShell to a refrigerator, you might have had a novelty to put this tape through the roof. As it stands, put this in the middle of the genre pack, stick it on your shelf, and watch it move.