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Tall, Dark and Handsome

Tall, Dark and Handsome

Released Apr 01st, 1988
Running Time 60
Director Jane Ballard
Company Celebrity Home Entertainment
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

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They lipsynch, they dance, they gyrate, they strip. Yes, it's them men of Chippendales. And the way they keep comin' at ya, you'd guess they multiply like rabbits.

Their latest tapes is a mixture of stage show segments, and staged song-and-dance numbers in the MTV-vein. The key word to remember is slick. With Las Vegas-like production numbers and quick edits, accompanied by an excellent Hi-Fi track, this tape probably captures all the excitement of a live show. I say probably, because I've never seen one in person, but after viewing this tape I have a feeling I don't have to.

They've got the moves, they've got the hair, they've got the muscles, they could write a book on posing. If you like bun shots, seeing men that aren't totally naked but might as well be, and fantasize about rippling muscle, then you need to look no further.

Personally, I find some of the things these men do are demeaning; such as a dance that had one of them sticking a giant cucumber between his legs. But, I have a sneaking suspicion that that is what being a Chippendale is all about. Besides, who am I to argue with millions of American females who love these hunks. (NOTE: This tape was released In 1987; however, it is being reviewed here for the record.)



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