Voluptuous blond Greta Carlson (the hoochie coo phone sex girl whom you’ve been seeing on a lot of video trailer ads) is all excited about marrying Biff Malibu (well, EVERYBODY wants to, Greta says). Only Greta’s now discovering that Biff has bought all his ex-girlfriends cars and houses (probably with a loan from BCCI). Boy, does she have some questions to ask this guy. Evidently P.J. Sparxx is a former girlfriend of Biff’s all of which justifies a sex scene with her and Malibu. Hey, if P.J. was so hot, how come she didn’t marry Biff, the question is asked. That’s because she was messing around with women. This sets up a strap-on dildo scene with Teri (muff) Diver.
Bridemaids Trixie and Courtney then talk Greta into having a threeway. Ohhh, but what if Biff finds out? Best man Woody Long shows up and threatens to tell Biff so the girls suck him off in exchange for a vow of silence. The same vow should apply for viewers.