At least from what I’ve observed, Alicyn Sterling seems to do her best work in swimming pools, and she comes through again with high water marks in an opening scorcher with Joey Silvera. So what does all of this have to do with a shaky plot take off of Twins?

Well, by the time we get around to that angle, Joey’s lawyer Woody Long has subpenised Melanie Moore. Napoleon, the showcase guy who makes this feature happen, has taken on both Bionca Trump and Monique Hall; Buck Adams has ivanad Trump on top of a barstool and Napoleon has waterlewd Melanie Moore.

Ah, now we find out that “little guy with a big dick” Napoleon’s supposed to be the brother of Woody Long who’s representing Joey in a divorce case; and Joey’s wife, Sterling, wants out of their marriage because his dick is too small. I guess there’s supposed to be a connection there that never connects. Anyway, Two of a Kind scores some solid points in the sex department and will be a big seller based on its cute boxcover concept.