The plots of Ed Hansen filmscan besummed up rather neatly: financial need meets opportunity. All of Hansen's pictures are populated by failing businesses that will be resuscitated by the addition of naked or near-naked-women to the bottom line, ahem. We see it happen in Taken' It All Off (a school for strippers); Party Favors (a topless pizza delivery service); Party Plane (an airlane with stripping stewardesses), and now The Bikini Carwash Company. I challenge you to figure out the plot.

This is Hansen's best film yet, simply because he goes with lots of fresh new faces and fills up every available screen second with bikinis, bare boobs and backsides in lyrical, MTV-style. In addition to the jiggle girls save failing business angle, there's a topical subplot about a D.A. who's trying to rid his city of smut. Nice touch.

Porn fans alert: look for Carol Cummings in a small role, and look for this film to be nominated for Best Alternative Adult Feature of the Year. It's hot and right on the money.