Return with us to the early 1970s and to that softcore film classic, The Cheerleaders. The girls want their team to win, so they exhaust the other team in the way we all wish to become exhausted. Now, turn the clock ahead 20 years, switch over to hardcore and video and add the Arrow stock company players plus Nancy Kelly in one of her few adult features before her sad demise. Mix in a guy as the coach who has not yet chosen his screen name, but who would look more at home doing standup comedy than porn. Give the public a four-girl group scene, a slightly toned down Jerry Butler with two girls at once and a variety of twosomes for the 1992 version, but be sure to leave out the tittilation that marked the older show as a milestone. Result? The Coach's Daughter. Maybe it should have been left on the bench.