Everybody's got problems. In this latest episode of "Samurai Slave Trading," Boss Kingpin, the John Belushi of the dungeon set, is now selling black market girls to a sultan. Boss has been shipping them to the sultan in medical specimen bags, but he's been bitching and complaining about how difficult it is to train and discipline the girls properly.

Boss' henchman Bruiser finds their latest victim (Raven Teal), a black girl with blonde hair in a supermarket in the cucumber section.

"You're nuthin', you're gahbage, you're our prapity," Kingpin tells her But in a gesture of human decency, they nickname her "pig." And so begins the cruelty sessions to break her down mentally and physically. Is she ever put through the paces: whippings, rope and tit torture, verbal humiliation. At one point during this session Kingpin asks the Bruiser after a presumed 37 hours of non-stop punishment how many trips to the bathroom he's allowed the girl.

"None," say Bruiser. "Shit, I don't even wanna go in there," says Kingpin. This tape does have its funny moments with the highlight being a squeamish thumb tack sequence that I won't get into, but I recommend you see for yourself. Suffice to say, Teal earns her money for this performance.