Usually, I'd blow off a quickie such as this with a glib "Don't Bother To Watch" review, but this month my attention was drawn to Alicyn Sterling — she of the Tollhouse-cookie-sized nipples fame. She can't act worth a lick, but the key word here is "lick", and that she does quite well.

As Tom Byron's spouse, the two portray a couple who believe they're God's sexual gift to the world, and their mission is to spread the word —and legs—of all willing converts. Very average stuff at best, but worth catching for Byron's anal initiation to P.J. Sparxx, which brings a new meaning to the term "close-up".