Candace Heart talks to the camera and says, "I don't want to get married." Why couldn't she have talked to my wife six years ago? A few people spout a few lines but there is no cohesion or reason to involve oneself with the characters if they can generously be called that. One gets the impression that the script was dashed off during a five-minute subway ride.

The usually energetic Alexandria Quinn shows a remarkable lack of energy in the girl-girl scene with K.C. Williams, who's looking more and more like Francois Papillon. Knock off the weight lifting, K.C.