Part photo shoot, part interview tape, part quasi-Bob Hope goodwill tour, part mondo spring break-o featurette, Sex On The Beach might well be the definitive statement on the art of behind-the-scenes spring break revelry. It's certainly head-and-shoulders above the offerings with similar themes.

A quartet of big-breasted, centerfold, chip-proof goddesses named Kia, Goldie, Adair and Montana (not to be confused with the Montana who appeared in several XXX productions) are profiled in this inviting collage of lip-smacking, totally nude bravura which was lensed against the backdrop of South Padre Island, Texas— a place where topless bungee jumping is, evidently, a fashion statement.

The camera work is cultivated and lush, with on-the-nose T&A instincts, while the vignettes featuring the girls, both singularly and collectively, are eternally teasing with great rewards offered at the end of the rainbow. Sex On The Beach affords as much primal eroticism as I've seen in any one 60-minute show, and as far as I'm concerned could have focused entirely on Montana (a freckled, redhaired superwoman) and I would have been a happy camper.

Without a doubt, Sex On The Beach is one of the major contenders for AVN's Best Alternative Tape this year. Girls in-and-out-of-bikinis is traditionally popular subject matter, and this feature is a must-stock item for your store.