With production values only a notch or so above amateur standards (wimpy sound quality included), the only thing that makes this one remotely watchable are Jerry Butler and Heather Hart's performances. Together, they have a charming repartee, and separately, they are, respectively, off the wall and unbelievably cute. The sex between other participants is so-so, although it mostly takes place outdoors and poolside.

The story is a low-budget hack job based on the Peter Pan lore, doubling Teddi Austin as a mermaid without fins and Indian maiden Tiger Lily with warpaint. The most inspired encounter remains the Hart/Butler boff, where the lovely wench takes a nutty Pan between her hooters. Otherwise, pretty below average fare.