We all have good days and bad days. And director Michael Craig, who’s had a pretty sterling report card this past year, found one of his off moments in this floundering opus.

For want of a better phrase, I take this tape to be “concept video.” It opens with an Erica Boyer/Sharon Kane talk/giggling segment that would be more apropos to the Sally Jesse Raphael show, not adult video. And it might prompt a few “whattafuckisgoinon” reactions from the viewing audience. Then we get into the story proper which has a bewildered Buck Adams looking for his girlfriend Kane (and possibly a financial backer for his John Holmes movie project) who’s taken a powder from their love nest in Pig’s Breath, MT. or some such place.