Asking the adult industry to come up with a sexy video to show you how to score with girls is like expecting a blind, one-legged shortstop to turn a routine double play. So it comes as no surprise that Scotty Fox' The Come On, which ties to be such an animal of the comedic variety, is a torpid exercise in visual and verbal ball dropping.

Mike Horner plays bachelor Skip Rydel, master of score-remonies, who's so laid back in showing you how to succeed with girls, you'd think he was selling them coffin liners. This valium-vid needs a character like Bill Murray's lounge lizard, not someone who talks like he's just had a lizard for lunch.

The format presents a chapter by chapter (even the sequence of chapters gets fucked up) strategem for getting fair miss into the bedroom. Now, you'd think there'd be some clever material to come out of this by even a stroke of blind luck. And there is--one-- where Horn er shows you how to make a cheap Bloody Mary using just ketchup. Unfortunately, the other 99% of the show needs that kind of inspiration and flippancy. As one of the "babes", Le Le is a standout in sex scenes that desperately need a kick in the pants to convey any kind of energy.